FAQ 1: When is the best time to eat bangers 'n' mash?

There is no bad time to eat bangers 'n' mash and we recommend that the best hours for consumption of this delicious treat are the hours between the time you wake up to the time you go to sleep.

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FAQ 2: Is bangers 'n' mash good for you?

Absolutely, It is a proven fact that there are all the calories, vitamins and minerals in just one helping of bangers 'n' mash to keep you going for a whole day. Then, of course, the next day, you will need to eat more. It also helps to wash the meal down with a nice ale or cider, and maybe to even partake in a smoke, to complete the healthy dining experience.

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FAQ 3: Why isn't it possible to get bangers 'n' mash abroad?

Well, until Jonny Foreigner gets himself some taste buds there is absolutely no chance. It is a well known fact that any race, USA in particular, that drinks beer so cold and fizzy that it tastes of nothing but ........ cold fizzy liquid, will have absolutely no appreciation for the taste of beer, or anything else for that matter. It is also common for these foreigners to smother their food with what can only be described as toxic waste, often called buffalo sauce, so that the taste of the food is totally masked. There is little hope in expecting these people to gain any taste at all ..... for anything.

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FAQ 4: Can bangers 'n' mash improve sex?

Yes, Girls love to see a man jamming a pile of bangers 'n' mash down and then slurping pints of beer. It makes the man irresistable to the girl who will jump on him and do things to him that would shock her god fearing father to the core.

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